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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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