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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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