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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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