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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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