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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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