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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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