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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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