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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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