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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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