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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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