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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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