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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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