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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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