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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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