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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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