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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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