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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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