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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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