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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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