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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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