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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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