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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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