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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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