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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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