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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁
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