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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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