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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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