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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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