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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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