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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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