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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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