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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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