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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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