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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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