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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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