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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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