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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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