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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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