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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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