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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍
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