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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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