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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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