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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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