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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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