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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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