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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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