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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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