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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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