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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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