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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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