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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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