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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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