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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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