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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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