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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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