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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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