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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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