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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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