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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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