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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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