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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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