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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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