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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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